Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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