I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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