Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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