Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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