No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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