I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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