I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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