i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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