so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
don't judge my taste in strippers
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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