i was rollin on her like bob the builder
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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