She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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