his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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