This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
