Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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