yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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