ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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