I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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