In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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