i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
