i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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