Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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