i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
My life is pants optional.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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