Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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