I got chris browned last night
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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