Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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