you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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