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the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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