he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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