Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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