The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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