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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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