6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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