going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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