Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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