I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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