as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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