When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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