This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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