I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
