did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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