I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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You. Win. At. Life.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
the gays at disneyland are vicious
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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