South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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