you turned your livingroom into a bong?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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