We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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