: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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