Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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