Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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