she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I need a hoe opinion
go on
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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