after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
So much rum. So many feels.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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