I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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