I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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