i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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