the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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