I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Randomize
