You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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